Hi again imaginary readers.
Given your loyal following, I figured I should fill you in on how things are going in my little corner of the world, and perhaps give some explanation for recent behavioural trends.
You’ll probably have noticed I’ve mostly been smashing out a lot of roleplay related stuff and most recently a little zeitgeist article; basically, stuff that I can write easily without having to leave my chair. You’ll also notice a fairly substantial decline in my recent foodie posts. The reason for that is that I’ve largely been eating lentils and jack all else, which I figure doesn’t make great reading.
Now, these are just symptoms in honesty.
The reason for the shut in lifestyle is that, with my partner and I having just moved to Melbourne and lacking jobs, we are poor and things like tram travel and interesting ingredients are expensive. So you get the musings I can make without leaving the house.
But! Fear not. That looks set to change fairly soon, and I shall keep you updated on our various adventures when we have a workable budget to go places and do things again.
Why? Because I’ve been reading the Necronomicon. Coincidence? No longer my call. Ask Yog Sothoth.
This place is so damn neo-Gothic. I look up at night and see the city from Gargoyles.
Anyway, on to the second part of the post that I promised you in the title, with the attention grabbing sub-heading of…
Thanks for the intro, LSP.
Anyway, having worked out what was missing in my chilli, but being unable to locate the canned refried beans my pal in the UK uses in my new environs, I had to make my own.
1 – Get red kidney beans. Canned are good, but if you get dried you’ll probably have to soak them.
2- Fry the beans. Then mash them to a beany paste.
The instructions are on the can, if we’re being totally fuskin honest with ourselves.
Anyway, I’ll leave you with my recipe for tasty vegetarian bean chilli.
The Recipe Aforementioned
Refry your beans!
Annihilate one onion and one capsicum into pieces, tiny parodies of their original form!
Put them in the pan of frying with the once-beans!
Add tomatoes similarly destroyed! Leave no portion upon portion!
Add red lentils for bulk as you desire, but remember that once the lentils have arrived, they cannot be escaped…
Pour hence water, boiling in fury!
Add the mystic powder! (Now, I know its kind of cheating to use the store bought stuff, but fusked if i can nut out what’s in it… the closest approximation I can manage so far is a combo of cumin, paprika, pepper, lime juice and Cajun style roux…)
Stir with an instrument hewn from the flesh of a tree!
Serve upon an altar of rice or crunchy corn chips! With cheese…
And, there you have it. A feed fit for Azathoth himself. Well, I guess that puts it in league with everything else in the material universe, but hey. Its good vego chilli.
I begin to fear that I’ve been shut in too long.
Once again, photos have been used under a Creative Commons Attribution Share-Alike Non-Commercial agreement, so as I’ve said many times I ain’t making money out of this blog, and you can butcher it and use it however you like as long as the relevant folks are credited, you stay unpaid and LSP ain’t altered.
And Azathoth won’t make you any money either. Though props to the first person to send me some Lovecraftian Romantic Comedy fan fiction. I will send possibly interesting comments in exchange.