Yes, I know I’m late.

The weekend was a rather frantic one in the face of the new job, and as I struggle to adapt to the new schedule it leaves little time for blogging.

So I’m going to try something that I think is best for both of us, my imaginary readership.

After a year of semi-reliable posts on the Next Best Plan, I’m going to take a short break.

Probably only going to be a couple of weeks, in honesty. My recent tax return means I’ll be able to afford a new computer, which will let me get back to doing this properly. But I’ve gotten sick of song this by halves, and once I’ve my new rig up and running I’ll be able to launch myself headlong into my various projects (including the super secret one) once again.

So I’ll see you in a couple of weeks,  folks. I promise I’ll make as big a splash as I can so you know I’m back.

On the plus side,  I have found some vegan cheese. Now, my regular readers will know of my obsession with soy goods, and our glorious vegan blogger-pal Shonalika has on occasion lamented decent vegan cheese. So on this, at least, I must report back.

You will be hearing from me again soon enough, WordPress.


And Taxes

Well, I finished my tax return.

I figure that’s got to be worth something, as I blew off quite a bit if valuable blogging time to do it.

On the plua side, due to my extremely low income, I ahould receive most of the protection money I sent to our government back. Which means, I’ll finally be able to replace my computer, and return to you properly from this strange state of half blogging.

I feel as if I’m cheating you, imaginary readers.

Perhaps I should have called a hiatus when first physical interface gave up it’s duties.

Well… in a couple of weeks I should be back to my rather more verbose e-self.

Enjoy your weekend folks.

A Girl on the Wall, Richmond

Last Breaths and Vital Prophecies: Unleash the Archers in Review

Yes, I’m late to the party.

With the upcoming release of their shiny new album, Time Stands Still (complete with Mad Max-esque opening video clip), it may be considered an odd thing that I’m going back to their vengeful little gem of an EP, Defy the Skies.

It should be remembered at this point that I remain extremely poor. My first priority is my weird little family, and for now we keep ahead of the rent, eating food, and with a decent barter-pile of box wine for Apocalypse World night. Life is good, but it’s for this reason that even dropping $6 AUD on an EP might be a big thing.

So anyway, that’s what I’m gonna talk about this week. I have been eating soy, and playing games, but my first week back in customer facing work has left me with precious little time to document it.

So without further ado…

Defy the Skies

You know your day is going to go well when it starts with a raven haired warrior woman in full battle armour spurring her dragon mount off a cliff with the rest of its flock close behind spitting flames into the stormy air.

I think that this image presents a pretty good metaphorical summary of the Unleash the Archers experience. These furiously talented Canadians approach their epic metal without a hint of irony or compromise, and manage to carry it off beautifully. The vigorous clean vocal of lead singer Brittany Hayes soar on the deathgrowl miasma of her bandmates, her rising screams and clear enunciation vaguely reminiscent of Judas Priest’s Rob Halford.

Though it lacks the unified feel of their previous release, the kinda-concept album Demons of the Astro-waste, Defy still manages to take us on a journey in its 15 minute lifespan. Starting slow and building to a driving juggernaut rhythm in The Path Unsought, we hit an energetic crescendo in Upon Ashen Wings that to this reviewers mind marks the EP’s highest point. A short, sharp ending carries us off the end of the recording, Soulstorm giving us our final hours in word and distortion riddled deed.

If I had to mark a weakness for this EP, its one that it shares with its predecessor; on occasion, the lyrics feel awkward, a rhyme is strained or a word seems out of place with the mood of the song. But as with all things, the band overcomes this by diving headlong in and challenging anybody to make a bone of it. Its hard to argue with that kind of attitude.

And for all that, I feel this performance is an inspired, magnetic creation, and Upon Ashen Wings has taken up a place amongst my favorite songs. With its distinct movements, driving energy and call and response guitar and vocal interlude, this one leaves me longing to headbang despite my sadly shorn state. Unleash the Archers are a fresh and welcome addition to the metal scene.

So if you’re in the mood for a brief and furious burst of epic metal, then I urge you to Defy the Skies.